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The Odyssey: one man’s big fish tale of why he was late coming home from the war. “No no, I wanted to! I promise! It was the gods fault! They have it in for me! I only slept with a couple of them! I had to trick a cyclops by telling him a funny name! Also all my men died so nobody can back up my story, sorry.”
Penelope: ಠ_ಠ “whatever, just kick all my boyfriends out and we’re even.”