Brent’s Reviews > Too Much Coffee Man's Parade of Tirade > Status Update

He IMMEDIATELY sets out to fix EVERYTHING that's wrong with our planet: pollution, overpopulation, unfair distribution of wealth, international ennui, long lines at banks, bad television, disease, starvation, flood, famine, the hole in the ozone layer, endangered species, BGH and antibiotics that promte pus in cow milk, people who don't have talent but are popular anyway, crop circles... commercial radio, car alarms,