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Oh wow. This is gonna be *fun* isn't it? I started groaning from page 1.
Let me share some of the wonderful nuggets from just the first 20 pages.
So the *greatest assasin* of the land who has been "a slave" for a year is brought before the prince of the land (whose family, you know, keeps her slaving in a mine) and she is immediately embarrassed because SHE IS DIRTY, OMG, and he is SO HANDSOME.
— Jan 06, 2021 04:21PM
Let me share some of the wonderful nuggets from just the first 20 pages.
So the *greatest assasin* of the land who has been "a slave" for a year is brought before the prince of the land (whose family, you know, keeps her slaving in a mine) and she is immediately embarrassed because SHE IS DIRTY, OMG, and he is SO HANDSOME.
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Eli
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# 2:
"Celaena tried to pivot a free eye to the prince, but could only see a pair of black leather boots..."
Seriously? PIVOT A FREE EYE? Isn't there something I don't know about how eyes work?
# 3:
Supposedly she has been starved for a year but the roast chicken they give her is "unimpressive"
"And her breasts! Once well-formed, they were now no larger than they'd been in the midst of puberty."
Great assassin
— Jan 06, 2021 04:33PM
"Celaena tried to pivot a free eye to the prince, but could only see a pair of black leather boots..."
Seriously? PIVOT A FREE EYE? Isn't there something I don't know about how eyes work?
# 3:
Supposedly she has been starved for a year but the roast chicken they give her is "unimpressive"
"And her breasts! Once well-formed, they were now no larger than they'd been in the midst of puberty."
Great assassin
Eli
is on page 21 of 406
Exhibit 1:
"Yet there was something in his eyes, strikingly blue - the color of the waters of the southern countries [what?] - and the way they contrasted with his raven-black hair made her pause. He was achingly handsome, and couldn't have been older than twenty.
Princes are not supposed to be handsome! They're sniveling, stupid, repulsive creatures!This one.. this...How unfair of him to be royal and beautiful."
— Jan 06, 2021 04:25PM
"Yet there was something in his eyes, strikingly blue - the color of the waters of the southern countries [what?] - and the way they contrasted with his raven-black hair made her pause. He was achingly handsome, and couldn't have been older than twenty.
Princes are not supposed to be handsome! They're sniveling, stupid, repulsive creatures!This one.. this...How unfair of him to be royal and beautiful."
