✨sara, unfortunately✨’s Reviews > This Adventure Ends > Status Update

✨ “‘i like you,’ i say. ‘i lustful-sun like you, i meteorite like you, you are the fucking pink starburst to me.’”(pg.302)

✨ “‘why don’t you just tell them that you love them?’ ‘sorry?’ ‘that’s why you’re doing all this, right? because you love them? i mean...you do, don’t you?’ i don’t speak, but frank knows.”(pg.281)

✨“‘i thought bigger was better.’ ‘i was like the worlds smallest dick to you.’ he shakes his head. ‘i was a smaller dick. a micropenis.’”(pg.261)

✨“‘the majority of fics have happy endings. ...something of that supposed quality doesn’t hold a candle to the feeling you get in your chest; you feel something settle in you. that’s worth a thousand tragedies to me.’”(pg.253)

✨“people in books and movies are always conveniently blacking out. i take real issue with nancy drew books, because nancy sustained more head injuries than all of the nfl combined, and she never once went for a ct scan.”(pg.248)

✨“i turn my cruel light their way, the fucking eye of sauron, scorching everything in its path.”(pg.246)

✨”‘nothing,’ he says, and the twin stares call bullshit right back at us. it’s almost impressive, their coordination.”(pg.242)

✨“‘i’m not certain, but i believe it’s a school of music,’ i say. ‘sloane, don’t sass your friends,’ mom says. ‘that’s okay, mrs. finch, we love her sass.’”(pg.194)

✨“i stand back and admire my work. gabe looks vaguely like a burrito, and i can’t help but sputter a laugh. he glares at me. ‘did you do this just so you could make fun of me?’ ‘i did it to be comforting,’ i say. ‘don’t you feel nice and secure?’”(pg.179)

✨“‘’cause you could never capture it quite right. something so beautiful.’ ‘you capture yourself.’ vera cocks a look at me, a smile on her lips. ‘you have to stop saying shit like that. it sounds like you’re flirting.’”(pg.173)