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Why can't we have good authors just waiting for us to instruct them on writing a book with our ideas?!? Example: J. Doe, I want a great cheating H romance where the h walks in on him and ow. He doesn't make excuses, like; I was drunk/drugged/thought you cheated on me, etc. Make him a real ahole and then redeem him. Without amnesia/her taking the blame/it was a fever dream. No shit, I've the read fever dream one b4.