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Elspeth:"You need to sit as soon as possible so I can tend to your feet. What happened?"
Tavish:"Glass in the kitchen. I had to break a window to get in."
Elspeth:"So you decided to dance all over it?"

Elspeth:"What did you say?"
Tavish:"I asked if you would marry me. And I swear it's not because you're touching my cock."

"Just seeing a flaming sword isn't much of a story, is it?" - Tavish Crawford

Tavish:"If you are a wanton, then I am a rogue."
Elspeth:"Oh, I like rogues. Remember, I write down stories. And rogues usually make the best characters."