madeline ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone > Status Update

I looked you in the face and lied to you. I HAVE listened to the Jim Dale versions. I think I listened to the Stephen Fry versions as a child—or they came to me in a fever dream. Unclear.

Audiobook!! I’ve actually never done the Jim Dale audiobooks.

Second only to:
- so light a fire!
-… but there’s no wood!
- … are you a witch or NOT?!

Tell me why the dialogue
- I’m worth twelve of you, Malfoy
- you tell him, Neville
Is my favorite bit of dialogue in this book.

I will never understand why Hermione made such a wild lie to explain why the boys went to the bathroom to find her when the troll was in the castle. The truth is so much simpler and the boys still wouldn’t get in trouble.

Audiobook ❤️