Status Update

Donald Armfield is 9% done

Nathan P. Chuzzle wakes from a dream of drunken ballerinas performing fellatio on his sick monkey Phil, rolls over and throws up.

— Oct 26, 2013 05:41PM

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Donald’s Previous Updates

Donald Armfield is 75% done

— Nov 02, 2013 03:25PM

Donald Armfield is 68% done

— Nov 01, 2013 07:31PM

Donald Armfield is 54% done

— Oct 31, 2013 07:25PM

Donald Armfield is 47% done

Father Michaels, steaked with gore of others but still very much alive, runs back and fourth across the half-buried crowd screaming, "Leave here, foul demons!" The six demons exchange indignant looks, then dive in and disembowel Father Michaels the old-school way. Through the ass.

— Oct 29, 2013 06:03PM

Donald Armfield is 40% done

— Oct 29, 2013 03:26PM

Donald Armfield is 32% done

— Oct 29, 2013 12:16PM

Donald Armfield is 25% done

Death Gets Some Ass

— Oct 28, 2013 04:52PM

Donald Armfield is 2% done

She is addicted to gladiator porn and talks about capturing a few humans for her personal pets, then raising them to fight in pits once Armageddon is over.

— Oct 26, 2013 04:39PM