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What are you doing?" "Waiting till you're ready to drown." He smiled and eased back down on the seat. "And then I'm going to save your life. Dan did it for Phoebe, and I'm going to do it for you." "Dan didn't try to murder her first!" she screamed. "I go the extra mile."

Aarrrgghhh!" Kevin shot into the room. "What's wrong?" "Look at that!" She pointed at the small bottle of drugstore perfume. "That meddling little… trollop!" "What are you talking about?" "Amy stuck that perfume there!" She rounded on him. "Bite me!" "Why are you mad at me? I didn't do it." "No! Bite me. Give me a hickey right here." "You want me to give you a hickey?" "Are you deaf?" "Just thunderstruck."

She took a nibble out of her bottom lip. No good deed went unpunished, and she was going to have to tell him. "I have a slight problem…" "I'll say. You don't have any sense. That Northwestern diploma you're so proud of should have read 'summa cum loony.'"

He leaned back in his chair and studied her before he finally murmured, "That silly poster. Now I remember. You were wearing a yellow bikini." "Yes, well, the poster days are obviously long behind me." "Praise God for that. The bikini was obscene." "There was nothing obscene about it. Compared to today it was modest." "Covering your body with anything was obscene. You should have been nude."

"I swear, somebody needs to spank you." "You are, like, so not the man to do it." "You are, like, such a damned brat."

Sometimes I think "bimbo" is a word men made up so they could feel superior to women who are better at survival than they are.

He gazed at the coffeepot. "Ten years in the NFL, and this is what it all comes down to