Julio Genao’s Reviews > The General and the Elephant Clock of Al-Jazari > Status Update

Martha wants to go to law school.

This does not appear to strike anyone as an ominous development.

So help me, if Kim doesn't learn to knock there will be no wifi orhair products for a month

Spare the rod, spoil the child, I always say. What-what!

Lemme get this straight.

You blithely disobey Uncle John, in the middle of a delicately balanced and highly volatile Op, the successful completion of which being not at all assured, with lives at stake—and get all pissy when he patiently fails to murder your face, calmly trying to make sure you're both on the same page, even though you've probably fucked everything up?

Seriously?

Kids these days.

Ok that whole rescue was so badass I've got a semi

John is fluent in Arabic.

Hawt.

"...She doesn't know how to back down."

Sounds familiar.

*glares balefully at someone's ex-wife*

perilously sweet and sexy young!gabe and young!john origin story? yezzplzz

oh. it says 'clock.' how silly of me. no matter; it's sarah black—and I HAZ IT