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Jesus Guntram. Just forgive the fucking Duke. Everyone else has. I have for christ sake. Make.Up.

wtf Guntram....so you freaking fuck the enemy?? for christ sake. I'm going to lose it. omg. And Konrad!!! Stop hitting the stupid kid. You know he's a naive child. Are you really shocked about everything that has transpired. AND OMG....what kind of confession of love was that? I'm out of breathe.

"Fuck! Guntram!!! What the hell is that?" Alexei shouted visibly shocked.
"A pagan goddess. Behold the Cow."
"Did you get a contract with the Chinese Restaurant to make next year's calendar?"
..."What are you going to do with this?"
"Don't you dare. Give it to me."
..."Go downstairs. The Duke is waiting for you, and hitting the cognac before dinner. I suppose I would need a drink after this," he laughed.

Seriously ..Constantin and Konrad are willing to start a turf war over little Guntram??? lol. oye.

Guntram...you are such a brat! I really want to bitchsmack you....lol and Konrad...damnit...i really should hate you...wtf is wrong with me???? lolThis book is so stressing me out.....

Does anyone know if the author's actual published (paperback) version is edited down? I am loving the story so far...However, I am just struggling with how it is written. (ie- the complete destruction of the English language)

thanks to Xing <3

argh, the version I have of this is too gigantic to open on my nook, can anyone help? ::puppy dog face::