Experiment BL626 > Status Update

I got a 2... I'm ignorant.

I got 5: I'm a chimp.

I was almost too scared to test myself. With good reason apparently...I got a 2! :(

I am also a chimp, I got 5.

My own illogic astounds me: I knew the youth population for 2100, but got the average number of children wrong, because of some kind of ingrained bigotry about "Oh, yeah, other women, in other countries, have tons of kids. Because I am a doofus. Because the two would be mutually exclusive.

just call me koko.

julio wrote: "just call me koko."

you have mastered over 1000 words!

and my penis is 3 inches long

Experiment BL626 (Against GR Censorship) wrote: "I got a 2... I'm ignorant.
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Me too.

Apparently 2 is the magic number but hey at least chimps are cute.

also prone to sudden, murderous rages in the wild, so nobody on this thread make any sudden moves

Very cool test. I got 8. I guess watching the news sometimes pays off? LOL.

Karen wrote: "Apparently 2 is the magic number but hey at least chimps are cute."

Schoolhouse Rocks told me that 3 is the magic number.

julio wrote: "also prone to sudden, murderous rages in the wild, so nobody on this thread make any sudden moves"

*prepares the porn, and chocolate*

MLE wrote: "julio wrote: "also prone to sudden, murderous rages in the wild, so nobody on this thread make any sudden moves"

*prepares the porn, and chocolate*"

nothing with a 3 inch penis could be threatening...

MLE wrote: "*prepares the porn, and chocolate*"

that won't work on the chimps. wild chimps have berzerker rages and everything.

gorillas like me, however, fully appreciate a bit of porn and chocolate.

Sandra wrote: "MLE wrote: "julio wrote: "also prone to sudden, murderous rages in the wild, so nobody on this thread make any sudden moves"

*prepares the porn, and chocolate*"

nothing with a 3 inch penis could..."

*gigglesnort*

Hurrah for ignorant friends. I don't feel so alone anymore. Wait...

julio wrote: "MLE wrote: "*prepares the porn, and chocolate*"

that won't work on the chimps. wild chimps have berzerker rages and everything.

gorillas like me, however, fully appreciate a bit of porn and choc..."

Pfft, just throw out a bunch of bananas and the chimps will forget their murderous rage. Trust me there's nothing like a good bunch of bananas to sidetrack a chimp ;)

Boo, I scrolled down all the way and saw some answers so I cant accuratly take the test.
*cries*
I prolly wouild have flunked though.

Scored 5, and that's better than I thought I would get.

Rose wrote: "Scored 5, and that's better than I thought I would get."

*fistbump*

I was scared to take it, but did anyway. *raises hand* Another chimp here.

Rose wrote: "Scored 5, and that's better than I thought I would get."

let me groom the grubs from your back

Yet another chimp here...a large whopping 4!!

julio wrote: "Rose wrote: "Scored 5, and that's better than I thought I would get."

let me groom the grubs from your back"

=P