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RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 83
If a Adult Tells You Not to Worry, and You Weren't Worried Before, You Better Hurry Up and Stsrt 'Cause You're Already Running Late.
— Mar 16, 2021 04:38AM
If a Adult Tells You Not to Worry, and You Weren't Worried Before, You Better Hurry Up and Stsrt 'Cause You're Already Running Late.
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Samanta
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Deza Malone was right, I was carrying Momma inside me and there wasn't anyone or anything that could take away from that or add to it either.
— Mar 24, 2021 10:28AM
Samanta
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RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 39
The Older You Get, the Worse Something Has to Be to Make You Cry.
— Mar 24, 2021 10:13AM
The Older You Get, the Worse Something Has to Be to Make You Cry.
Samanta
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The second bad thing was Bud Caldwell's Rules and Things to Have a Funner Life and Make a Better Liar Out of Yourself Number 28, thst was a real short one:
RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 28
Gone= dead!
— Mar 24, 2021 08:11AM
RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 28
Gone= dead!
Samanta
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RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 63
Never, Ever Say Something Bad About Someone You Don't Know - Especially When You're Around a Bunch of Strangers. You Never Can Tell Who Might Be Kin to That Person or Who Might Be a Lip-Flapping, Big-Mouth Spy.
— Mar 24, 2021 05:03AM
Never, Ever Say Something Bad About Someone You Don't Know - Especially When You're Around a Bunch of Strangers. You Never Can Tell Who Might Be Kin to That Person or Who Might Be a Lip-Flapping, Big-Mouth Spy.
Samanta
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RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 8
Whenever a Adult TellscYou to Listen Carefully and Talks to You in a Real Calm Voice Do Not Listen, Run as Fast as You Can Because Something Real Terrible Is Just Around the Corner. Especially If the Cops Are Chasing You.
— Mar 23, 2021 08:51AM
Whenever a Adult TellscYou to Listen Carefully and Talks to You in a Real Calm Voice Do Not Listen, Run as Fast as You Can Because Something Real Terrible Is Just Around the Corner. Especially If the Cops Are Chasing You.
Samanta
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There's another thing that's strange about the library, it seems like time flies when you're in one.
— Mar 22, 2021 09:51AM
Samanta
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I imagined how it would feel to creep up to his bed while he was sleeping and put the shotgun barrel right in his nose. I lowered the gun. These things were just too dangerous to play with or to take chances with.
— Mar 16, 2021 01:34AM
Samanta
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When You Make Up Your Mind to Do Something, Hurry Up and Do It, If You Wait You Might Talk Yourself Out of What You Wanted in the First Place.
— Mar 15, 2021 11:42PM
Samanta
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RULES AND THINGS NUMBER 118
You Have to Give Adults Something That They Think Can Use to Hurt You by Taking It Away. That Way They Might Not Take Something Away That You Really Do Want. Unless They're Crazy or Real Stupid They Won't Take Everything Because if They Did They Wouldn't Have Anything to Hold Over Your Head to Hurt You with Later.
— Mar 15, 2021 11:20PM
You Have to Give Adults Something That They Think Can Use to Hurt You by Taking It Away. That Way They Might Not Take Something Away That You Really Do Want. Unless They're Crazy or Real Stupid They Won't Take Everything Because if They Did They Wouldn't Have Anything to Hold Over Your Head to Hurt You with Later.
