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The babe had regurgitated sour milk all down Rockford’s shirtfront. The second time, at his first birthday, the tot’s nappy had leaked onto the earl’s knee. On his second birthday, William had cleverly unfastened his own diaper, with even more disastrous results for Lord Rockford’s linens. By the third anniversary of William’s birth, the earl had grown wary..

Spindly arms reached up, and Rockford had no choice but to lift the boy to his chest. Now his entire set of clothing—his last set until his valet and his trunks arrived—would have to be destroyed, not just his breeches and his boots.

This one was William, all right.

I died🤣.