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It's going really slow right now. This story may actually have a plot, since the current h/h are only talking about boinking each other at this point. And Malik is creepy as hells. Like Mr. Miyagi on viagra....& shrooms.
— Sep 19, 2010 06:25PM
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Desperado
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Finished the first short, The Sensual Soak. Apparently, in STDville romancelandia, you can have all the unprotected sex you want & not have to worry about catching the clap or getting knocked up. You can also go A2M, V2M & V2A with a guy you met two seconds ago & still respect yourself in the morning. Must be nice. *sighs* Despite that, I did enjoy TSS to a certain extent.
— Oct 01, 2010 07:05AM
Desperado
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OMFG! They just had butt sex! Without a condom! Butt sex is bad enough, but without protection? I shudder thinking about the things the hero's penis has seen.
— Sep 29, 2010 11:42PM
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Sep 19, 2010 06:42PM
ROFLMAO!!!!! OMG. Guess I need to read this one, if not for the actual story, for the unintentional humor.
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Oh man... Don't bring up Mr. Miyagi in a romance. Not. Cool.
Catherine wrote: "Oh man... Don't bring up Mr. Miyagi in a romance. Not. Cool."Frightening, in fact.
LOL! It's not my fault Fox decided to create a character who's an old, bald man who seems like he hits the bong every morning in a freaking EROTIC ROMANCE! If I were a dude, that's be a total boner killer.
