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“Sorry, just pointing out the fact that this is exactly what would get most people killed in a book.”
“But we’re not in a book. We have fucking guns. Besides, what was the last book you read?” I asked Derek.

“What’s your problem? Why do you have to be so critical of him?”
“The man has a fucking man bun. I’m not being critical. I’m saying what the fuck is that? No self-respecting man wears a bun and grows a beard that long. It’s like he can’t decide if he’s a man or woman.”

“How the hell do you know how big my dick looks?”
“Dude, we all fucking shower in the locker room and you walk around without a towel on. It’s not like this isn’t something we’ve seen before.”
“Yeah, it’s just on display now,” Burg chuckled.
The door swung open and Derek walked in, seeing Cazzo, Burg, Sinner, and Chance all bent over examining my groin. “What the fuck are you- shit, that looks bad. First wax?”

“Men never wear the pants in the relationship and if you think you do, you’re going to end up alone.”
“He’s right,” Cazzo said. “You may think that you’re in charge, but in the end, your woman gets her way or you don’t get laid.”
“You guys have got it all fucking wrong,” I said. “That’s why you had to hand over your balls to your women like a bunch of pussies.”
“At least we’re getting pussy,” Burg said.