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“Christian chuckled darkly. “Will Goldilocks escape to live another day, or will she perish in the jaws of three hungry bears?” He popped the candy into his mouth. “Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion.”
“I’m not asking you to save me, you fanghole. Just make it a fair fight.”
“Since when is life fair?” He tucked the wrapper into his pocket.”
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— May 18, 2021 05:39AM
“I’m not asking you to save me, you fanghole. Just make it a fair fight.”
“Since when is life fair?” He tucked the wrapper into his pocket.”
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Lisa
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OMG NOW THATS TOO FUNNY..😂😂
“Depends on what you’re offering, Mr. Poe. I’ve had my fill of the red stuff tonight.”
“’Tis a shame.” After sipping his drink, he gave me a hot look. “Are you sure you don’t want to take a short walk upstairs and rub your knockers on my knob?”
“Not when you put it like that.”
— May 18, 2021 06:36AM
“Depends on what you’re offering, Mr. Poe. I’ve had my fill of the red stuff tonight.”
“’Tis a shame.” After sipping his drink, he gave me a hot look. “Are you sure you don’t want to take a short walk upstairs and rub your knockers on my knob?”
“Not when you put it like that.”
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haha perfect start to the book lol 😂😂😂
“Who wants cake?” Wyatt leaned out of the kitchen entryway and brandished a butcher knife.
Shepherd glowered at his partner, who stood beneath an archway of colorful balloons. “If you cut that cake, I’ll cut out your heart.”
“Easy there, Hannibal Lecter. I’m only having some fun.”
— May 17, 2021 08:30PM
“Who wants cake?” Wyatt leaned out of the kitchen entryway and brandished a butcher knife.
Shepherd glowered at his partner, who stood beneath an archway of colorful balloons. “If you cut that cake, I’ll cut out your heart.”
“Easy there, Hannibal Lecter. I’m only having some fun.”
