Trisha (semi-hiatus)’s Reviews > How Not to Mess with a Millionaire > Status Update

4.5 stars. Loved it.

This angst is amazing.

I prefer the sex to be after he whole waking up in the one bed, but *throws hands up* alright.

"My grandson bought you a pig?" Carmella directed a pointed gaze at Dante. "You've never heard of chocolate? Flowers? Jewellery?"
Dante frowned. "It wasn't like that."

I really like this grandmother.

This pig is stealing the show, and I'm not even unhappy.

It was a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman, recently dumped by her cheating scumbag of a boyfriend and fired by her two-faced, design-stealing boss, must blow a healthy portion of her life savings to run away from it all, preferably to some exotic, foreign shore like Italy's Amalfi Coast.

This is how you start a book.