Alison > Status Update

The clue is in the title. This is bad. King's parents want him to get married (clearly, just from one short conversation, because he's all work and no play) so he decides to pretend he's dating a stripper. But he chooses the boss of an exclusive gentleman's club who knows how to act like a lady. Was this written in the 1980s? Or is it trying to cash in on the FSoG franchise? Either way King comes across as petulant