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Shurrn
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His icy lovecicle pressed against her dewy protal, demanding admittance to her passion chamber.
How did a guy with no heartbeat, no pulse, get an erection?
I can't fucking handle this book...
— Feb 06, 2014 11:58AM
How did a guy with no heartbeat, no pulse, get an erection?
I can't fucking handle this book...
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I hope you enjoyed the updates as much as I enjoyed sharing my experience with you. My review will be posted soon!
— Feb 06, 2014 05:54PM
Shurrn
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She stopped and frowned, her lips puckering as she thought hard. Rock knew it was painful for her, so he gave her a moment.
— Feb 06, 2014 01:18PM
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"Oh Buffi," Rock sighed happily. "Buffi, baby. You slay me.."
*rolls eyes* Oh, that was a terrible pun...
— Feb 06, 2014 11:25AM
*rolls eyes* Oh, that was a terrible pun...
Shurrn
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"...Rock can't be a vampire at all [...] He doesn't sparkle."
His brows scrunched together. "What are you talking about?"
She rolled her eyes. "Real vampires sparkle when they're out in the sun. Everyone knows that."
"Chastity, darlin', I think you've been spending too much time in the tanning beds."
— Feb 06, 2014 09:25AM
His brows scrunched together. "What are you talking about?"
She rolled her eyes. "Real vampires sparkle when they're out in the sun. Everyone knows that."
"Chastity, darlin', I think you've been spending too much time in the tanning beds."
Shurrn
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He was a moth to her flame, a marshmallow to her campfire, a redneck to her bottle rocket...
LOL I'd like to see someone turn that into a valentine...
— Feb 06, 2014 08:37AM
LOL I'd like to see someone turn that into a valentine...
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I need to pause for a moment and talk about the NAMES in this book:
Rock Fangsworthy
Buffi Van Pelt
Chastity Feelsgood
Billy Bob Bobson
— Feb 06, 2014 06:56AM
Rock Fangsworthy
Buffi Van Pelt
Chastity Feelsgood
Billy Bob Bobson
Shurrn
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This is going to be a terrible, awful, awesome book.
I can feel it. I'm ready for something ridiculous!
— Feb 05, 2014 06:58PM
I can feel it. I'm ready for something ridiculous!

