Steelwhisper’s Reviews > The First Real Thing > Status Update

1-2-3 lube, condoms of course, but hey, condoms applied mean no AIDS, but lick my arse inside and out, never mind you can catch it and a shitload of other nonsense just as bad that way. O.o

m/m speak for sex scenes, god, how I hate it, sooo booooring.

Is make-up sex some sacred cow over the pond?

All these brand names by now are terminally exasperating. Grrrr.

And no real escort would be that stupid.

Pandering prostitution as a job like any other, so sorry author, is sickening. Very.

He runs to his mate like a teen to her BFF and talks his head off about his emotions. Yeah. Right.

Everything is way OTT. The most, the highest, the largest, the lowest, the end of the end of it all. And you know what? That makes this most boring.

Unfortunately the sex is mechanical, recited as in a medical journal and boring. Damn.