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Meanwhile Jack has half the tent back up and is giving Jeremy relationship advice, which can’t go wrong since he’s never successfully flirted with someone in his life.

“…and then if it doesn’t work, I kill him for you,” Jack says earnestly. 

“You’d go to jail for me? Bro.”

“Nah, we’re identical. If it got to that, I’d say it was you.”