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The Dean of women, addressing charges, concluded "and remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but that of the school. when importunated by young men ask yourself: is an hour's pleasure or a lifetime of disgrace? now, are there any questions?"

a young lady raised her hand instantly and said "tell me, how do you make it last an hour?"