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We ate the pancakes as we read The New York Times on our phones, pausing frequently to wipe our fingers on the takeout napkins… i went to a yoga class and immediately following the nice but antsy conclusive period of lying on your back with your eyes closed during which you’re supposed to clear your mind of all thoughts and take a reflective break…

Industry wide “pivot to video”

A toxic presence in the office but ultimately safe from firing because among other skills I was one of only two people on staff who knew how semicolons worked

“he said we should start a podcast together!” he probably says that to all the girls

Wore shitty clothes even though I’d earned enough to buy oddly proportioned fancy ones… id had a couple of small student loans and paid them off doing freelance work I never told anyone about because it was embarr

Candles stuck into empty wine bottles disfigured by wax

Though I got a little buzz at the unconcealed interest in me I was mostly in awe of the scheduling; in New York, plans were made weeks in advance and then rescheduled because one or both parties were having mental health issues

Hair like male movie stars in the nineties (the swoop) and very defined calves
One can take in this information much faster when it’s presented in bullet points, with selective bolding and a lot of white space. Special blend

He had a disarmingly soothing accent, a combination of springtime allergies and having grown up in Sydney with a Korean mother and Scottish father, an upper-class Commonwealth fluidity atop a bed of congestion, garnished with a distant staccato.