Sanaa’s Reviews > The Love Hypothesis > Status Update

“I’m going to kill you,” he gritted out, little more than a growl. “If you say another word about the woman I love, if you look at her, if you even think about her—I’m going to fucking kill you.”

😫✋😁🤩

Not Adam telling Tom to leave and then olive playing the recording out LOUD YES QUEEN POP OFF

“All of a sudden, she could pick out the gray rim of his cornea. Had he gotten closer? He was tall, but not that much taller than her. He didn’t usually feel this imposing.”

STAY AWAY TOM STAY AWAY ✋ 🥷🏽

“It wasn’t until a few minutes later, when she was sitting on her bed staring at the Boston skyline and chewing on her lunch, that Olive realized that the protein bar Adam had given her was covered in chocolate.”

not Adam buying a chocolate protein bar for olive and giving it to her under the pretence that it was HIS STOP IT ADAM ✋ STOP IT CUTIE

“This might be inappropriate, but . . .” His jaw shifted, and he closed his eyes for a second. As if to collect his thoughts. “Olive. You are really . . . You are extraordinary, and I cannot imagine that if you told Jeremy how you feel he wouldn’t . . .”

😩😩🤚bUT SHE LIKES YOU if only she’d fricken SAY SO

“It wasn’t about you.”
The lie rolled off her tongue like a mudslide: unpremeditated, quick, and bound to leave a huge mess behind.”

I take back what I just said bcz WHY OLIVE WHY

“She wasn’t even surprised to find Adam. Standing behind her. Close enough that unless both his eardrums had ruptured since the last time they’d talked, he m”

This is absolutely FANTASTIC. I love not needing to deal with the dreadful and mopey moments of characters crushing on someone and not telling them

“HYPOTHESIS: When compared with multiple types and models of furniture, Adam Carlsen’s lap will be rated in the top fifth percentile for comfort, coziness, and enjoyment.”

JSNSJD Plz I just KNOW this gonna be enjoyable as heck

“Where were you born?” Adam asked before she could leave.
Oh. They were doing this, then. He was probably just trying to be polite, and Olive sighed inwardly, thinking longingly of her lab bench.”

I’m dead bcz clearly Adam is interested or at least I would say curious and Olive literally does not care 😅

“HYPOTHESIS: Adam Carlsen and I have absolutely nothing in common, and having coffee with him will be twice as painful as a root canal. Without anesthesia.”

Can I hypothesize otherwise? Hehe