Reni’s Reviews > Sword & Blood: The Vampire Musketeers > Status Update

what the hell.

And now for some magic. Sex!magic. Wait. What?

Evil will always triumph. Because Good is dumb. Seriously.

Nooop! The book had the perfect opportunity to follow the villain's line of "I knew your father" with "he was delicious" but did not take it! Does nobody watch MST3k anymore? D:

Book is a page-turner. Wow. Much excitement. Very fun.

This is the only chapter, of any book I've ever read, in which masturbation saves your soul.

(I half don't even wanna admit I'm reading this filth, but at the same time I can't stop reading. I bloody love this thing. SEND HELP!)