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"Burn slammed her talons down on Dune’s injured wing. Dune came awake screaming as the frozen parts snapped off completely, leaving only misshapen, blackened ruin. Burn sliced her claws through the tendons and membranes, destroying what was left of the wing."
Evil fucking bitch! 🤬
— Oct 06, 2021 04:12PM
Evil fucking bitch! 🤬
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Taco
is 60% done
"This happened every time he saw her; he should be over how sick and uncomfortable it made him feel. He held out his front talons."
Oh my God, what the hell did he do to deserve this? 😫🐉
— Oct 06, 2021 03:34PM
Oh my God, what the hell did he do to deserve this? 😫🐉
Taco
is 54% done
"It turned out, though, that there was one thing Burn loved more than mutilating animals."
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER 😱
— Oct 06, 2021 03:23PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER 😱
Taco
is 52% done
"He was there when Burn set their dens on fire and burned all the scavengers’ homes to the ground."
Damn, the humans are fucked 😂🐉
— Oct 06, 2021 03:21PM
Damn, the humans are fucked 😂🐉
Taco
is 37% done
“I have three girlfriends right now and everyone’s perfectly happy and not serious. And safe.”
How is this a children's book?? Smolder's brother straight up said he's casually banging three girls he isn't serious with. Wtf 😂🐉
— Oct 05, 2021 06:08PM
How is this a children's book?? Smolder's brother straight up said he's casually banging three girls he isn't serious with. Wtf 😂🐉
Taco
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“Ew! Three moons! You really do have six claws on each foot! That’s so weird! I can’t believe you touched me with those!”
She didn't need to do him dirty like that 😭😭🐉
— Oct 05, 2021 06:02PM
She didn't need to do him dirty like that 😭😭🐉
Taco
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“The one Agave stole and hid out here, according to Camel, who heard it from Parch, who is her best friend, so it’s completely true, and I’m going to get it back, because it’s MINE and Mommy gave it to me.”
I freaking love Blaze, she's so funny and cute 😍🐉
— Oct 05, 2021 05:51PM
I freaking love Blaze, she's so funny and cute 😍🐉
Taco
is 21% done
"Six-Claws answered, startled that anyone would need to have that explained to him."
Damn, Six-Claws is a really good dude 🐉
— Oct 05, 2021 05:47PM
Damn, Six-Claws is a really good dude 🐉
