Shandra’s Reviews > The Martian > Status Update

Hey, Mark, hey!!!! Oh how I've missed my book boyfriend!!!!!

'I admit it's fatally dangerous,' Watney said, 'But consider this: I'd get to fly around like Iron Man.

Oh, Mark!!! You're killing me here!!!!

DAMN!! DAMN!! DAMN!!! This is NOT good!!!!

The rover and trailer regulate their own temperatures just fine, but things weren't hot enough in the bedroom. Story of my life

I started with a large rigid sample container (or 'plastic box' to those who don't work at NASA). Mark manages to make me laugh, even in the midst of all this craziness!!

....annnnd he hits another roadblock. Does Mars hate Mark?! It must....cuz it's been ass raping him without the lube for months now...

I am impressed with his ability to CONTINUE to push forward and not lose hope!!!! I think I'd probably have thrown in the towel by now if I were him....

It's one let-down after another...I'm not sure how much more I can handle...

OH NO!!!!!! As if Mark hasn't had enough work against him....

'I wonder what he's thinking right now.' 'How come Aquaman can control whales? They're mammals! Makes no sense.' Mark cracks me up!!!