Anaïs’s Reviews > Ice Planet Barbarians > Status Update

Oh to be an abducted human girl saved by a 7 ft blue horned feminist alien man 😔🫶🏽

Jake Sully edits won, FINE, I’ll reread Ice Planet Barbarians IF YOU INSIST 😔🤪

This language barier IM HOWLINGGGGG NOT HIM THINKING SHES ASKING HIM TO WASH HER WHEN ALL GIRLY WANTS IS TO WASH HERSELF DUSOSJZOEBE

Okay… this is cute though 🥺

I’ve never been this much at a loss for words

OMG THE HOT ALIENS R HERE

Naurrrrrr not them letting miss girly Georgie go and wander around an alien planet on her own 😀✋🏽 you mean to tell me not even ONE of them is okay enough to go with her ?

Nah I literally want to throw up this is DISGUSTING, I can straight up smell this shit through my screen. Nah. Hell no.

Wtf did I just read. Literally. Wha—