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“You know, I realized something today. You’re going to be the D.D. and your initials are D.D. We’ll have to call you Didi!”

“I’d rather you didn’t,” I said.

“Would you prefer Double D?”

“Definitely not.”

“Then it’s settled. I christen you Didi.” He grinned.

omfg hahaha

"They needed an expert to automate a plastic manufacturing facility, but they weren’t willing to pay for one, so they hired me. I earned $ 22,000 a year."

So much lol.

There is a character in this story I believe we're supposed to dislike, but I find him hilarious and pompous and ridiculous and awesome.

Dear, Al, don't change.

"One man was clearly in charge . He was sturdily built, with a large horseshoe mustache, an outfit made entirely of cheap leather, and a bolo tie. The others were all in modern clothes, but no one acknowledged the anachronism."

writer-orgasm...wrigasm?--what I have when coming across a word used so absolutely fucking perfectly in a book =D.

chapter 3 was especially poignant. I like the feel of it and the descriptions. It's very detailed and vivid in the author's head, I can feel that and it puts me there too. A sort of melancholic ending to the chapter but not in a manipulative way.

So far, really good. I love the writing style too.

“These all have to be signed in blood.”

“I actually have a pen with me somewhere.”

“Is it red?”

“Yeah.”

“That’s fine.”

and coffee out the nose.