Sara’s Reviews > Giving In > Status Update

Totally won me over Cruz. Loved the speech. The grand gesture. Sweet :)

I’m honest to a fault so when you ask me if your ass looks big in a pair of jeans and they do, I’m going to say yea, go change them. When you have a big zit on your face and you ask me if I can see it, I’ll say yes, go put some girly stuff on it and cover the damn thing ‘cause I won’t lie. ---so sweet Cruz---

Something bad is bound to happen.

I laugh, and I’m thinking that yea, we are. Strangers, who had sex. How funny is that? I never even thought about something like that. People say it’s such an intimate thing, and I’ve never thought of it that way. It’s always about how it makes me feel. The pleasure of it, not the… what’s the word Porter uses… intimacy? What a weird word. It’s all about the pussy.

Come to think of it, you worked till six a.m. How’d you score that?” “I bailed her out when I got off. Saw her in a holding cell.” I recall seeing her, a hot mess of a woman, sweaty, lipstick smeared, mascara running down her face. That’s hot. “She beat the shit out of some girl in a bar. They called the cops. I took my opportunity to help the poor damsel in distress. She sucks dick like a vacuum.”

This book is hilarious!

Willow has drool seeping from her mouth, and before I have a chance to, Thea wipes the corner of it, near her lip, and whispers, “Close your mouth, Willow. You’re salivating.” “No shit. I’m surprised you’re not.”

Everyone just stands there, and tall, tanned, and leggy Dickcop-rider whines after she dresses. This is funny shit