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erm did this just turn into an ep of dexter?

A nice meal.

Birdseye tonight.

Might even do a pudding.

Even Fred West was loved by Rose. And he was a real cunt.


she is an even bigger one, I hope she gets the shit beaten out of her daily *gets off soap box*

Play dead. I can do that. They’ll leave me alone. Spiders do that if you toy with them. They stop moving. You think they’re dead and move on.
Sometimes anyway, I stamp on them just to be sure.

you and me both m8, then i hit them with a rolled up magazine and drop a yella pages on them...well you just gotta be sure right? >.>

stars.... can’t take much more.... Looked up.... try and give puppy dog eyes.... might go easier on me... fist.... didn’t work.... foot.... fist... fading...

I always eat mirco meals out of the trays they come in..does anyone even tip them out..why bother *shrug*

off I simply moved the plastic tray packaging, which the food is cooked in, across to one of the plates. I don’t bother tipping the food out.