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grumpyoldbird
is 25% done
Not sure how I feel about this book so far, I think I like it. Some of the dialogue seems stilted and TBH unbelievable. When there's only 2 peeps having a convo they don't repeatedly use each others names. It's as if some parts have been written in another language, then put through a translation app with no one checking it. It's written in Danielles POV, so it has total overuse of 'I', which totally bugs me.
— Apr 09, 2014 12:57PM
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grumpyoldbird
is 37% done
This has been on my 'currently reading' shelf too long. Moved it over to my new 'try again another day' shelf. I will come back to it at a later date.
— May 30, 2014 01:52PM
grumpyoldbird
is 37% done
Still chuckling away at this book. It's like the 'B' movie of books, so bad it's good. Here's why: "...he inserts his throbbing shaft into my inferno...", if it's an inferno you should have gotten some cream for that love. "...his ample dick is intoxicating." Ample dick! Really? Ample breasts, bosom etc, but ample dick? "I can feel my hot center engorged...", yep ya definitely need some cream love.
— Apr 11, 2014 10:58AM
grumpyoldbird
is 37% done
Wish this was one of those books you sit down and get lost in. But I'm finding it's an up and down one, I can only read it for a short while before I have to put it down, then pick it up again a bit later, hence the slow progress with it. Don't know if that's just me or if other readers have had the same experience with it.
— Apr 11, 2014 10:50AM
grumpyoldbird
is 28% done
This is giving a good chuckle for all the wrong reasons. The Dom Perignon keeps getting called Don, though it has just been called Dom, so think it's having an identity crisis. It teleports as well, cos she was gonna get it out of the fridge, did something else, then she magically found it chilled on the counter.
— Apr 10, 2014 04:17AM
