aj’s Reviews > Royal Assassin > Status Update

a lot to be said about the last 100 pages lsdkfjslfksjflkfsjlfkjsd i think i'll focus on that funny bit where chade was like "you really don't trust anyone do you" to fitz and lsdfjslfjsdlkf BITCH OF COURSE HE DOESN'T! EVERY SINGLE ADULT IN HIS LIFE HAS USED HIM AS A TOOL OR SEEN HIM AS LESS THAN SATISFACTORY! he was trained to be a fuckin assassin from age six or whatever!!!!! YOU helped teach that distrust! bitch!!

always nice to have a sex scene to laugh at. anyway, the fool is neat. i like his and fitz's relationship a lot. also i can't get over how verity doesn't like kettricken as his wife i think he's just a coward cuz like. what the Fuck man. i like verity a lot in like every other way except this. i can't get over this. what the fuck man. !!!!!!! wtf

good wolf puppy

rolling my eyes at the romantic subplot as usual sighhhhh. fitz i am once again reminding you you are fifteen dear fucking gods

fitz: i think i will do something nice for myself for a change. just this once.

the universe: fuck you