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yu

r u going to ayas?

NOOO IM NOTTT
r u

NOOOOOO

AWW GET ON GMAIL

GET ON GMAIL

Asma went. Asma here. Asma eat ice cream. ASma dictat this.

*dictate

ASHMOO RUN IN SPRINKLERS
WEARING HARAM CLOTHES

*GASP* DO NOT DO ANYTHING YOU SHALL REGRET ASHMOO

ASHMOO IS NOW A WHITE GIRL
-SHE WEARS A BIKINI
-SHE LOVES STARBUCKS
-SHOPS AT VICTORIA SECRET

WAIT WHAT

ASHMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh hi nadeeya

ACTUALLY ASHMOO CANNOT FIT ANY OF THE SIZES AT VICTORIAS SECRET

XD

its true!!!
ALSO U FORGOT SELFIE-ING
IF U LOOKED AT HER PHONE, YOUD BE SCARED

IVE SEEN HER FB PROFILE PIC
IM ALREADY SCARED

that FACE EXPERSSIIN

SHE LOOKS LIKE A PEDI

OHMAHGAWD AREN'T YOU GUYS GONNA SAVE HER?

AND FACEBOOK? BUT WHY? WHY ASHMOOO?

IS IT THE DUCK FACE? DON'T LET IT BE THE DUCK FACE

its probably the duck face. AHG. MY SOUL HURTS.

IT IS THE DUCK FACE.

AND MY MIND SELF IS NOW SPIRALING INTO OBLIVION.

...do you fear oblivion, hazel grace?

(forgive me. i had to. there was no choice.)

the fault in our stars by any chance?

NOOOOO NOT THE DUCK FACE.
it's official. we've lost her. T_T

i haven't read that yet. NO SPOILERS PPL. control ye selves.

also, on a side note, i wanna add ya Nadeeya, but idk if you know who i am...i wouldn't want to be rejected! *gasp* who would reject me?

I HAVENT READ IT EITHER ill read it on day *hem hem* nadeeya WHEN YOU READ THE FIRST BOOK OF HARRY POTTER.

MAYMOOOOOOWNAAAAA

I FREAKING HATE U SOMETIMES.

OH HAROO. I KNOW U!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!

UR BEING BOOK RACIST

SO R U THO

AND BOOKS DONT EVEN HAVE RACES

IM NOT BOOK RACIST.
I DONT NOW READ A BOOK UNLESS I DONT LIKE THE GENRE.

SHADDAP. books have races. they just do.