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“Jen’s mouth dropped open. “I sincerely hope you didn’t send [her] porn.”
“Are you kidding me?” Pete placed a hand on his heart, feigning offence. “I’ll have you know that I actually have some intuition when it comes to relationships, thank you.”
Jen look relieved.
“That’s a first anniversary kind of present,” Pete continued with a leer.”
Pete's winning streak continues!
— Apr 23, 2014 04:54AM
“Are you kidding me?” Pete placed a hand on his heart, feigning offence. “I’ll have you know that I actually have some intuition when it comes to relationships, thank you.”
Jen look relieved.
“That’s a first anniversary kind of present,” Pete continued with a leer.”
Pete's winning streak continues!
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“Are you kidding?” Pete asked incredulous. “This is awesome! Do you know who comes to karaoke bars? Bachelorette parties with bridesmaids who are lonely and sad because they haven’t found ‘the one,’” Pete punctuated his statement by using air quotes, “and jilted girls ready to sing their hearts out to Alanis Morissette. It’s every horny man’s dream.”
Pete knows.
— Apr 22, 2014 05:01PM
Pete knows.
