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"Ypu shouldn't excited to get married. You should be ready to get married.There's a huge difference. Most people are excited for a wedding but never think about what happens after that or what marriage really means."

His body was a machine with one purpose - hockey. And he was as oblivious to his stunning physique as he was to the way his smile could male a person want to lean tinto him to absorb some of his warmth. He'd never understood how handsome he was, how attractive women found him. Elena had always felt lucky to know that his sexiest quality was his kindness.

"Finally."
Vlad winced. It was a feat of linguistic majesty the way his mother could convey an entire spectrum of human emotions with a single, curt word.

So much cheese. Cheese from everywhere in the world, made from originals recipes without the fillers and the artifical flavors and preservatives that could irritate his stomach. Cheese that he couldn't get anywhere else. Underground, black-market cheese that tortured his dreams as darkly as the memory of what Elena said to him before bursting into tears.

"I hate crying."
"I know you do. I will cry for us both."

So che non è un momento romantico, ma awwww

Friends do not let friends suffer bad bowels alone.

Cheese used to be Vlad’s nemesis, too, until he realized it wasn’t. He’d just been eating the wrong kinds of cheese and the wrong things with cheese. Now, he had a strict diet and daily medicine and could eat as much cheese as he wanted as long as he was careful. He was officially a new man.

I am so dead!😂