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LenaRibka
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I have three big rules when it come to dating guys:
1. Never fall in love with a straight man.
2. Never date a bartender.
3If you meet an actor, run for the hills.
Well I could accept it if I would be a straight guy, but I would be very upset if I would be a failed gay actor who works instead of in a bar!
But he has his reasons, for sure.
— May 02, 2014 09:09AM
1. Never fall in love with a straight man.
2. Never date a bartender.
3If you meet an actor, run for the hills.
Well I could accept it if I would be a straight guy, but I would be very upset if I would be a failed gay actor who works instead of in a bar!
But he has his reasons, for sure.
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LenaRibka
is 63% done
Why? Why no sex?
Because he wants it to mean something again. Because he wants to get to know the guy fist, wants an emotional and spiritual dimension to lovemaking, because, in his words, he wants it to be magic again.
And now I am the world's biggest whore.
"When did you last have sex?" he asks me.
"I'm not answering that," I reply.
A very wise decision! :)
— May 02, 2014 10:19AM
Because he wants it to mean something again. Because he wants to get to know the guy fist, wants an emotional and spiritual dimension to lovemaking, because, in his words, he wants it to be magic again.
And now I am the world's biggest whore.
"When did you last have sex?" he asks me.
"I'm not answering that," I reply.
A very wise decision! :)
LenaRibka
is 60% done
How many asses can I fuck before I pass the threshold of sexual acceptability and destroy my chances for being a contender in the sweepstakes of romance?
Is it the same question: How many ugly frogs have I to kiss before I meet my prince? ;)
— May 02, 2014 09:56AM
Is it the same question: How many ugly frogs have I to kiss before I meet my prince? ;)
LenaRibka
is 59% done
Then he explains that I'll have to give him an hour's warning on where to meet, because he will not take the subway for some reason-at all, ever-and so he walks everywhere.Which may explain the phenomenality of his ass,but it is really stupid and irritating to avoid the most useful public transit system in the world.
— May 02, 2014 09:26AM
LenaRibka
is 46% done
...we were talking, talking, talking, and then were fucking, fucking, fucking as the next step in communication.
Lol!
— May 02, 2014 05:00AM
Lol!
LenaRibka
is 33% done
I wanted to suggest a real date but I'm not sure that's what I want-the complications, explanations, excitations, disappointments, and meanness that follows.
Keep it light, no expectations.
— May 02, 2014 03:19AM
Keep it light, no expectations.
LenaRibka
is 31% done
In the last few years, I would even gag brushing my teeth.
But here I am just two and a half months after quitting smoking with a dick all the way down my throat.
This is the kind of thing they don't tell you in the smoking PSAs, but probably should.
If you're still trying to get rid of smoking and can't find any motivation...Just want to share the useful information! ;)
— May 02, 2014 01:47AM
But here I am just two and a half months after quitting smoking with a dick all the way down my throat.
This is the kind of thing they don't tell you in the smoking PSAs, but probably should.
If you're still trying to get rid of smoking and can't find any motivation...Just want to share the useful information! ;)
LenaRibka
is 21% done
Soon enough, I got bored with that. I guy really had to be certified master cocksucker to keep my dick entertained, as I had very few fellatio fetishes. To me, it didn't signify as erotic as much as kissing, fucking, or even mutual masturbation did-I generally fast-forwarded blow job scenes in porn.
— May 01, 2014 11:39AM
LenaRibka
is 17% done
It's not like I lose interest-I'm too much of a trouper to not see this to comletition-but I know how it will go from here on out.
It happens as I expected. Uh,uh,uh...oh,oh,oh.Yeah.
Then the towel, and the nervous giggles, and getting dressed. Frederico and I wander back into the light, for the exit interview.
;))
— May 01, 2014 04:32AM
It happens as I expected. Uh,uh,uh...oh,oh,oh.Yeah.
Then the towel, and the nervous giggles, and getting dressed. Frederico and I wander back into the light, for the exit interview.
;))
LenaRibka
is 16% done
After I let him lick me for a bit while I make the requisite moans..
HAhahahahaha!
— May 01, 2014 04:23AM
HAhahahahaha!
LenaRibka
is 16% done
Primal symphony of sensation, in the moonlit tangle of white sheets, each limb, each patch of tingling pelt, each foreshortened feature sounds its singular timbre, acing its solo, before fading back into the homeostatic sonata.
— May 01, 2014 04:12AM
