John McNee’s Reviews > Transmatic > Status Update
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- There was a fellow who lived in this building, not far from your own apartment actually, who wanted to experience The Eye. He was so sure he was transmatic.
- What happened?
- His head exploded.
- Oh...
- And then his arms fell off...
- Oh...
- And then his legs fell apart at the knees...
- Oh?
- And then his genitals ruptured and his anus prolapsed.
- OK, I think I'm about sold on this product.
— May 03, 2014 04:29PM
- What happened?
- His head exploded.
- Oh...
- And then his arms fell off...
- Oh...
- And then his legs fell apart at the knees...
- Oh?
- And then his genitals ruptured and his anus prolapsed.
- OK, I think I'm about sold on this product.
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John McNee
is on page 65 of 125
- So what is this place?
- It's hard to give it one single name. It's part Narcokleptocracy, because the drug runners of the solar system fund the whole thing; part Kerdocracy, because the ultimate rules are based on material gain; part Raubwirtschaft because they plundered our economy; part military junta...
- Ok, so it's a shite-hole.
— May 06, 2014 05:31PM
- It's hard to give it one single name. It's part Narcokleptocracy, because the drug runners of the solar system fund the whole thing; part Kerdocracy, because the ultimate rules are based on material gain; part Raubwirtschaft because they plundered our economy; part military junta...
- Ok, so it's a shite-hole.
