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The Vicar gets shirty when the local constable doesn't immediately find his stolen chickens. '"I'm on my way to Guildcombe now, and shall call in and see the Inspector at the Police Station and see if he has any news."' Good luck with that, mate. This isn't the Great Train Robbery. Even in rural England in 1953 Police Inspectors had more to worry about than some vicar's missing fowls!
— Dec 23, 2021 04:35PM
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Especially as these weren't rescue hens, the Vicar was going to EAT them for Christmas dinner! Incidentally the Vicar is disappointed that more people don't come to him for 'spiritual advice'. Here's some 'spiritual advice': Stop treating the local police constable like your personal butler. That goes double for you, Julian Kirrin of the Famous Five.
— Dec 23, 2021 04:41PM
