Joan > Status Update

This year I will immediately stop reading:
*any book in which the words 'eclectic' or 'discombobulated' appear (both words have their place, but to me they are 'slap-in-the-face words that rarely sit well in fiction)
*any book in which an older woman is mocked for being a cougar while younger women in the same book are cheered for capturing a hunky bloke for a one-night stand. You can't have it both ways, authors!