Jacqueline’s Reviews > Empire of the Vampire > Status Update

A bit of a han solo moment here!

“And if you think designating the safekeeping of the abyss to a pin-headed twatgobin who doesn’t know which part of the chicken is safe to eat sounds a terrible idea, you and I are in total agreement.”

“The tomes were all shares and sizes, but each bound in pale leather, bleached with time. They were like the corpses of books rather than books themselves. It felt as if I stalked through a library of ghosts.”

“Who the fuck told you I was a hero?”