Ayesha the Great 🍉 (Barbie's Version)’s Reviews > Choco Latte > Status Update

Lily's a red flag, honestly. She expects Kyle to listen to, understand, and accept everything she says/does, and then storms off whenever he tries to explain his case
here's a little something for Lily:🖕

I came for wholesome fluff not
"Let's cheat on a nice and super thoughtful boyfriend with some douche from my childhood who doesn't back off even when I say I have a bf, but it's okay cuz I say I'm not cheating"

What Kyle needs is a person with brains who understands shit

You're straight up cheating on Kyle right now

LILY: Kyle, are you cheating on me?
KYLE: 👁👄👁 I just wanted to go karaoke with my friends

These girls need to start putting up boundaries
Establish the differences between a guy friend and a boyfriend, y'all know what I'm saying

JUSTIN: *tries patting Lily's head*
KYLE: da heck u trynna do mah guy

You bitches ain't fans if you gon' unstan after your idol finds love and enters into a relationship
Like, just let them be happy you lifeless shits

ME: *sees all these cute couples*
ME: *channeling my inner Conan Gray* ahem... I WANNA FEEL ALL THAT ALL LOVE AND EMOTION, BE THAT ATTACHED TO-

If you're already dating somebody, you shouldn't be going on "date" after "date" with another dude(ette) right in your (wo)man's face

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SHE SENT THE WRONG TEXT TO THE WRONG PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!