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209 terrible years?

let’s talk about your flop jlb books and the fact that all those characters are ugly and carbon copies of one another… where’s the creativity! off campus is just plain garbage even if you read it with no expectations, and do i even have to say anything about rinehza? one half of lizwes is ginger and i hope percy jackson is casted ugly. actually, let’s make that percabeth as a whole. i also hope romajuliette is confirmed ashes and bones (rosalind will be the one to find them… loser). speaking about romeo and juliet retellings… mashadima will forever be ashes and bones and sashalev are boring 3 year olds. stalia will never be endgame, just like your other ship barney and robin… oh and and literati! lily and loren are both very ugly and tesshenry will forever be averygrayson’s tethered (which you can do nothing about). i’ll stop here, but liv? you and i are done.