J. Boo’s Reviews > The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody: Great Figures of History Hilariously Humbled > Status Update

"Egypt has been called the Gift of the Nile. Once every year the river overflows its banks, depositing a layer of rich alluvial soil on the parched ground. Then it recedes, and soon the whole countryside, as far as the eye can reach, is covered with Egyptologists."