Suzanne Delafontaine’s Reviews > The Scream Queen's Survival Guide: Avoid Machetes, Defeat Evil Children, Steer Clear of Bloody Dismemberment, and Conquer Other Horror Movie Clichés > Status Update

I don't know if I will ever get through this book. Now I know why it was marked down. Even at five bucks, this was no bargain. What a repetitive, boring load of... The author's comments are so vague and generic. I'm beginning to wonder if she's ever seen a horror film that wasn't edited for television. There are literally thousands of horror films out there and she picks Signs? WTF?!