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In what other book would you have literal Satan being kung pow penis'd by one sweaty teenager's testosterone magic. Literally I'm frothing at the mouth what do you think would happen if an Aes Sedai in the Wheel of Time universe went on T. Like would they gain access to the penis magic and turn evil? Jkjfdkf

I feel like this book tries so hard not to be a comedy but like. I can’t stop reading it as Seinfeldian. Three village gays trudging out into a fairly normal medieval world being amazed by everything they see. One is in denial about being adopted, the other fucks around and finds out with a cursed trinket, and the third straight up becomes a werewolf. And now they’re roadtripping into Satan’s butthole. <3

oh man Rand’s 23AndMe results are gonna be fcking awkward i tell you what

Picking it back up.. ok the christo fascists got perrin & egwene and our boys mat & rand are doing a 180 to become travelling bards.. mess mess mess

Ninaeve is such a snivelling little upstart who thinks shes a #girlboss but is actually a conniving #girlemployee at best and i love it. I love that moraine refuses to give her even an inch of anything. I love evil women i love unlikable little meow meow girls frustratedly imagining shoving needles in their enemies’ eyeballs. Obsessed

These kids are fucking lucky that their bard is secretly obi wan kenobi

I find it kind of relatable that the powerful wizard lady and her knight seem to have absolutely no fucking clue what they’re doing

The Dark One is kind of annoying for being so obsessed with a bunch of rural teenagers like we get it you can appear in peoples dreams blah blah blah 🙄

Owo whats this? Is IRATE VILLAGE WITCH joining the Nintendo Smash Roster here?

Personally if i had a super hot girl following me on my hero’s journey and discover magical powers i’d think it was sexy and cool but maybe that’s just me