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"Albert, Albert, use the sponge. You’re going to get a paper cut on your tongue" It was the most maternal thing I’d heard her say to him, but then she had to add, "I don’t want you bleeding on the envelopes."

You have to love these phone call conversations between Noah Valentine and his mother.
"Carolyn despises hippies."
"Hippies? Mom, it’s not the sixties. Is your friend related to Archie Bunker?"
"Don’t be silly. Archie Bunker is a fictional character. They can’t be related."
"There are no hippies, Mom. They got bored and invented computers."
"Really? Are you sure?"
"Okay, well, I have to go now."

”What do you think, Noah?” Louis asked.
“About what?”
“About the costumer who was murdered.”
“Did he have a butler?”
“No one has a butler anymore,” Marc said.
“Then I have no idea who killed him.”