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petition to rename crispin hershey’s lonely planet to david mitchell’s midlife crisis

this book lured me in with the promise of a story about a teenage girl and has snatched that promise away, replaced with the repulsive inner monologue of shit man after shit man

man saying he’s “dreading” his SIX YEAR OLD daughter’s “first boyfriend” activated my fight-or-flight response. instant flashback to being twelve + closeted. pain.

i just finished the kite runner i have no interest in reading something else exactly like it

what’s the opposite of “ive had this character a day and if anything happens to them i’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself”? bc i’ve had hugo lamb six pages and i already want to kill him and then myself. i miss holly

i’m surprised this has so many negative reviews bc i’m loving it so far