Stephanie’s Reviews > The Todd Glass Situation: A Bunch of Lies About My Personal Life and a Bunch of True Stories About My 30-Year Career in Stand-Up Comedy > Status Update

" 'I get why you want to prove that you were born the way that you are, but who the fuck cares? I'll tell you this: Those guys chose to be uneducated'."

The world we live in today is the way it is because of how things were back then. If everything back then had worked the way some people seem to believe that it did, we never would have stopped doing those things."

"Don't worry about ruining dinner for someone who doesn't give a second thought about ruining someone's life."

"But even if you're at 100 percent, you can still do more. Don't sit quietly and wait for the rest of the world to catch to you-- give the world the help it needs to move along."

"But the majority of suits are just like the rest of the world-- comfortable with what they already know, looking for a slightly new slant something that is already recognizable. "It's like Friends, they're forty!"

"It was great that she'd surrounded herself with open-minded people in an open-minded town, but that wasn't the world that I grew up in, or even the world that a lot of other people are still living in today."

"The world had changed drastically since I was a kid, but that didn't mean that my original fears were unfounded. Those memories helped to define me. I couldn't just shake them off because people like Charlize thought the world had become a more accepting place."

"Louis, there's something want to tell you..." "Ok." "But I can't... Can you just say it for me?"

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